Monster My Foot: a Fire Emblem love Story

"Monster my foot;" said cordelia to her fellow women.
"i'm so glad were sleeping over" lucina said with a fly in her eye

MEANWHILE AT MARTH'S DORM...

'you just dont understand!!!" roy left.

MEANWHIE....

ONE TWO THREE FOUR SING A SONG OF FOUR said all of the FE girls...
but then the pohone rang...  "YOU have to get it, lucy" said severia.  lucina picked up the phone but she couldnt undeerstand what the person was saying....IT WAS MARTH!
"umm... konnichiwa.  watashi wa nihongo desu"  But lcuian didnt understand japanese.  marth was japanese.  she called over female robin, who had started learning nihongo so she could talk to her sweetheart.  Femlae robin then arrived at the scene and picked up the phoene.
"konnichiwa.  kera wa marth desu?" said the expert japanese speaker female robin.
"hai.  rucina wa  desu?" aksed the math
"hai'' replied robi.  "he sais he wants to talk to you, lucina.  robin then left the house and lucina went to the phone.
"ummmm.,......... konnichi......ga?" said lucina.
umm... .... ... is mty english good?  asked marth
"hai" lucina
"roy left my house and im alone..........im afraid beacause i think ike wants to take me back........ba.."
"oh" "but im having a sleepoer right now marth.  i cant"
"BAKA!" marth
Lucina: "im sorry but i dont understand japanese.
Marth: "its......................its ok.
marth slammed the phone and started to quietly cry, all alone.
luciina then shrugged and continued to play truth or dare with her friends.
Female robin: truth or dare, lucy.
Lucina: truth
Marth: Do you like me?" said marth from outside the dorm.  all the girls screemed and male robion started casting a tome that would take five minutes to finish.

to  be continued